COBRA is Full of SLACKERS
The maintenance crew hasn’t even started fixing the fried motherboards from last night’s electrical storm (read: unprovoked Joe attack on our sovereign territory).
Do you want to know why? Of course you do. Everyone is too busy taking turns having Storm Shadow beat the crap out of them in Street Fighter IV. The guy is insane. I thought he was a good ninja in real life - but man, seeing the moves he pulls off in this game brings tears to seven of my eyes (the rest of them don’t have tear ducts). The man is undefeated.
I would play, but there doesn’t seem to be a character with a “retreat” move. That’s not very fun.
