Just Two Guys
That’s how many COBRA vipers it takes to change a lightbulb. We have high ceilings so ladders are needed. And our motto is “Safety First! Destruction, Second.” Thus, one viper holds the ladder while the other swaps out the old bulb for a new one.
I’m only mentioning this because someone emailed me to ask. I hope you’re happy you wasted my time like this. I’m late for badminton.
