I hate poker!
I kept losing at poker tonight. I couldn’t bluff if my life depended on it. Every time I tried to get cocky about my hand, everyone would fold. I had three aces at one point, but only won the blinds. I tried bluffing with a two and a five. I went all in and lost.
I don’t get it. I wore the battle mask, so they couldn’t have seen my eyes. I guess it doesn’t matter because apparently they could see through my cards. I’m not playing poker with those jerks again.
Oh, in more exciting news, I got the Wii Play today. That little tank game is both great and relaxing.
My PDA just beeped. It’s time to Windex my face mask.
