COBRA COMMANDER

Zartan's an Ass

  • ZARTAN: I have a plan to help save the economy.
  • ME: Why would we want to save it? Don't we want this world to fall apart?
  • ZARTAN: Oh, right. Well, just humor me, Cobra Commander.
  • ME: (sighing) Whatever. Yes! Yes! Let's hear about this great economic plan of yours.
  • ZARTAN: Well you know how the government is counting on a cash injection to get people out of tight situations?
  • ME: Okay...
  • ZARTAN: I was thinking I could give it a hot beef injection.
  • ME: Ugh. What are you, fifteen?
  • ZARTAN: No, no. Wait! I'm not done.
  • ME: Please spare me.
  • ZARTAN: Want to see my stimulus package?
  • ME: Get out or I swear I'll shoot you.