This certainly cannot end well, can it? I finally get to take over the White House and they want my moment of triumph - and the entire movie - delayed.
The real reason for the delay is not the 3D conversion, but that Obama doesn’t want it to look like I took over so soon before an election. He’s got to keep strong, even if it means kicking G.I. Joe fans in the junk.
Hey at least now you’ll get to see it all happen in 3D. BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? I HAVE NINETEEN FUCKING EYES!